hellojed

Réponses toutes faites uqnad on vous demande de manière impolie d'éteindre votre cigare:

1- I'm just doing this to keep the jerks away. Guess it isn't working
2- Let me know if there's anything YOU enjoy. I'll come around and ask YOU to stop.
3- How ironic. I lit this to keep you away
4- If I do, what will it leave you to whine about?
5- Who died and made you the Pleasure Police
6- My parole officer says it steadies my nerves and keeps me from going totally berserk
7- To a female: My cigar is beautifully made, gives pleasure, and is silent. You, madam, possess two of those virtues
8- No one said anything about my cigar when I was fighting for our country while some men sat on their cowardly asses
9- I've often wondered which is ruder: smoking a cigar or interrupting a total stranger?
10- No, but I'll defend to your death your right to ask me
11- You're the third person to ask me that. And if I said yes now, it wouldn't be fair to the others
12- Did you see the latest medical research that says people with sensitive noses are: (to a female) sexually repressed, (to a male) sexually impotent?
13- Remember the people your mother told you to beware of? I’m one of them
14- I'd like to, but my greatest pleasure is pissing off people who make it their life’s mission to mind everyone else’s business
15- You have just made the mistake of insulting a mentally unstable person who is prone to senseless acts of violence?
16- Any other last requests?